Well, maybe you CAN REFUSE, but hey…I got your attention, didn’t I?
Since it is festival time around here, I decided that if anyone wants any of the kitchy, crafty stuff that one finds at street festivals like wine bottle cheese boards and ribbon/star garland halos, just let me know, and I’ll go on the hunt for you.
The only issue I see cropping up is that whole ‘trust’ issue thing…..You know, we meet on the internet, and I’m a wanna be funny girl, but am I REALLY? Maybe I’m a gnarly 60 yr old man with nose hair looking for a new hostage…I mean companionship. Maybe I’m your RELATIVE that is stalking you.
Seriously, I’m just a wanna be funny girl---so you’d have to TRUST me with your mailing info and I’d have to trust you with mine (what….you think I’m gonna foot the BILL for all the loot?). You’d have to trust my judgment with your precious $1 for a halo, or $10 for the wine bottle…….because you know, what if I love it and you…not so much?
And, this would have to be under the approval of Mr. Perfectly---he’s the conservative one in this family---By the way, I’m totally SHOCKED that he’s pimpin’ for Stoogie’s sweepstakes! He doesn’t DO stuff like that……hey, go vote for his ‘best sports blog’. He nominated himself (another shocker).
I can’t think of a creative way to pimp the sweepstakes myself, so I’ll just do it. EVERYONE, VOTE FOR CRISSY AS HOTTEST MOMMY BLOGGER. IF YOU GO TO STOOGIE’S SITE, YOU’LL FIND INSTRUCTIONS AND REALLY, REALLY NEAT PRIZES WORTH NEARLY $600…LIKE A CAMERA, AND SIGNED BOOKS FROM MELISSA LION, AND A LOT OF OTHER STUFF……….PHOTOSHOP, A MEMORY DISK THINGY FOR THE CAMERA………
I must confess, I want Photoshop for my hubby---he has the free photo software but having the ‘real’ photoshop is his dream. I personally want MELISSA LION’S books! I have this secret fantasy of being all literary and bookish---of wearing peasant skirts and flowy tops in a coffee bar hearing really cool poetry (and ‘getting’ it)……having pale, emaciated authors as my friends---we could stay up drinking coffee and sharing our literary knowledge……..so to have signed copies of a real authors books totally makes me HOT----I mean, I’d highly look forward to receiving them!
I’ve been trying to think of a fun, catchy, creative way to pimp Stoogie’s sweepstakes, but I just can’t find the mojo……..Creativity doesn’t run like a river through my veins……….
Okay, so now I’ve accomplished a few things on my ‘to do’ list…..offer my festival services for your desire of crafty stuff, and to pimp Stoogie’s sweepstakes.
Happy Wednesday, everyone. GO VOTE FOR CRISSY----FOLLOW STOOGIE’S SPECIFIC INSTRUCTIONS. You may WIN big!!