Friday, September 5, 2008

Karma

Walking to the bathroom and seeing someone in our reception area. Noting, with disdain, his very, VERY large Huraches, and jovial “I’m such a cool guy” attitude. Getting into the bathroom stall and realizing my fly was down and gaping WIDE OPEN.

Happy Friday…..it’s my FAVORITE day!!

4 comments:

Dingo said...

I had to look up "Huraches" at first I thought it was a synonym of "cahones" or "family jewels" but then I realized that you would not look at them with disdain but perhaps awe. So I went to my friend Mr. Google. and was disappointed to discover you were talking about his shoes. Then again, you know what they say about a man's shoes. So maybe you were talking about his "Huraches" after all, huh?

Perfectly Shelly said...

Dingo..I googled Huraches too...too make sure I was using the right word....I didn't want to be talking about drugs or something..........I have these random words that rattle in my brain and I'm usually pretty good about vocabulary, but sometimes I'm way off.........

Kristen said...

I didn't know what Huraches were either.

stoogepie said...

Oh, I think I had a bad trip off some Huraches I smoked a few days ago.

At least you didn't have a problem with your wang hanging out of your fly. (If you did, please tell us.) In fact, I wonder why women's pants have flies at all. In Japan, they have urinals designed for women, so I can kind of understand it a little (but they have to pull their pants all the way down anyway). But here in the good ol' US of A, flies on women's pants don't make all that much sense.