Start by entering a conference room with 2 people serving popcorn to the department staff. (these are employees in the department) Greet people that you BARELY know.
Practically PURR into the ear of one of the popcorn baggers "I love your hair"
See her expression, yet DON'T shut up
Purr some more---"everytime I see you, I notice your HAIR...it's so pretty"
Nervous laughter---from both of us...tell her how you 'Love the color and how SHINY it is'
Some more nervous tittering--make some weird passing reference about acting like a stalker.
Continue to go ON about her HAIR!!!
Popcorn bagger is turning RED....but do you stop? OH NO.
You carefully reach out and PET the hair. Yes. You. Do.
By this time Jakki had a bag of popcorn and was settling in to watch the show.
Lean over conference room chair, because you are embarassed, and giggle like a CRAZY ASS.
Have poor popcorn bagger discuss how she thinks her hair is stick straight and she can't do ANYTHING with it....and say....
"Well, I guess we all want what we can't have"
Oh, Yeah. That's how to do it.