Gaffe Du Jour (via e-mail)

Applicant: "When can I expect my application to be processed, I applied Monday."

Me: Checked data base for online transactions--found nothing

Me: "Did you mail it in?"

Applicant: "Yes
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Me: Print the e-mail and snicker at his stupidity w/ a co-worker.

Me: "We don't accept applications in this manner. The only way to apply is to go to (website we use at work) or to submit a paper application and a $100 fee."

Applicant: "I sent in the application with a $100 money order."
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Me: DOH.....Felt really stupid.