Horny Toad

Hey everyone!!!!!! Y'all know how I talk sometimes about events at the Lake of the Ozarks? That's it's a big midwestern 'tourist' stop? That I live only 45 miles from the Lake? That Perfectly's dad used to have a boat at the lake that the kids would tube and ski behind?

Yeah......tourist city......there's a place called PARTY COVE at the lake and there are all sorts of Naughty Things that happen on many, many boats that tie together for the Lake's equivilent of a BLOCK PARTY......(for swingers). There is something about being on the lake, in a boat, in a bathing suit, consuming copius amounts of alcohol that somehow makes people lose their inhibitions. WARNING: if you look at the website, there are graphic photos, so don't open if you are easily offended or with kids around. Um....yes, I'm pretty uninformed about these things......the GIRLS.....they are very......OPEN.....and ACTIVE....it's a little shocking.

There are various bars and lakeside establishments....some fine dining....some just big bars. Now....you have to realize that we are in Mid Missouri....so the bars are not the big city clubs........but, they are Lake Bars. Lots of bikini's, swim trunks and beer. Lots and LOTS of beer.

A seemingly popular place is the HORNY TOAD. They attract a summer concert series, and kids.....guess who's going to be there in August? BILLY SQUIRE!! Get a bunch of drunk college kids and boobs and him singing 'STROKE ME; STROKE ME' and they'll have a PARTAY on their hands, I'd expect. I missed Air Supply earlier in the month. I somehow think that maybe they didn't attract the same type of CROWD that Squire will. Who knows.....maybe 80's ballads and beer do the same thing for people?

The Lake is actually quite fun. People are friendly, and it's a small town atmosphere, and there is quite a bit to do. Lots of bars, and shopping and even family entertainment....boat excursions, putt putt golf, and GO KARTS. There are some really nice places to eat (we eat there about half the time we go out with Dad and Teenie)...........there's something for everybody. Resorts, private houses for rent, condos, and hotels.

So, who wants to hang out with me and Mr. Perfectly and go see Billy Squire!!! I promise not to wear a bikini.

Happy Tuesday, people!!!! Toodles

P.S. This is for Whiskey.....today I wore brown cotton capri pants with a cute little tie at each leg. A cute, swishy, 70's-esque knit top....and brown sandal flippy shoes. We are eating chicken quesadillas tonight for dinner, using the leftover grilled chicken from Sunday. I am getting ready to head into the kitchen and make my wine spritzer.

See ya!!!