tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-918971720992761350.post6972917596788330148..comments2023-10-30T06:25:13.716-05:00Comments on Perfectly Shelly: IT CAME!!!Perfectly Shellyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02266751480674764871noreply@blogger.comBlogger2125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-918971720992761350.post-43528782033084759682008-08-04T16:51:00.000-05:002008-08-04T16:51:00.000-05:00I am, indeed, jealous of Teenie.Keep the bra! Do ...I am, indeed, jealous of Teenie.<BR/><BR/>Keep the bra! Do not be honest! Honesty is for chumps.<BR/><BR/>Okay, maybe that was harsh. Here is what I suggest. Do not call QVC about the bra. When the new bra arrives, if you have lost any sleep over the stolen bra, call QVC and pay for the new bra. Or alternatively, if you have lost any sleep over the stolen bra, talk to your doctor about Ambien CR. It really works.<BR/><BR/>I won't tell your son about your outburst over him hitting other dudes really hard if you don't. It will be our little secret. Give him a high five for me and tell him to try to break their jock straps. Just so we're clear, the point of high school is to maim, kill, and demoralize as many fellow students as possible. Maybe it's all coming back to you now. Tell your son to break some hearts while he's at it. Literally, if possible.<BR/><BR/>I'm very late in commenting to this post, so what happened with Blue Oyster Cult?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-918971720992761350.post-37358799430354622762008-08-01T09:47:00.000-05:002008-08-01T09:47:00.000-05:00I don't think I can get iron clad but I think with...I don't think I can get iron clad but I think with some aluminum foil and superglue, I might just be able to make what you are looking for.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.com