tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-918971720992761350.post4169168918961919548..comments2023-10-30T06:25:13.716-05:00Comments on Perfectly Shelly: Drunk DialingPerfectly Shellyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02266751480674764871noreply@blogger.comBlogger4125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-918971720992761350.post-32637071230818395302009-08-04T23:10:16.122-05:002009-08-04T23:10:16.122-05:00Drinkin and Dialin<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OYY0bh566vQ" rel="nofollow">Drinkin and Dialin</a>Mr. Perfectlynoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-918971720992761350.post-7374026827000393772009-07-31T21:17:20.015-05:002009-07-31T21:17:20.015-05:00I'm reading now, though. I am finally writing...I'm reading now, though. I am finally writing a comment, too. Here goes:<br /> <br />Yo you. Zup zup?<br /> <br />To break into art, you need an agent or a lockpicking kit. A crowbar is handy either way.<br /> <br />Art is about starving your way to the top. Even in today's digital world, most professional photographers go to film school and learn darkroom techniques, light physics, film chemistry, and all that other crap. Maybe that's valuable, but I think an important part of it is just getting a lot of pictures under your belt and really examining those photos. My suggestion: Mr. Perfectly should shoot a hell of a lot of pictures. Then he should sell some as stock to someplace like Getty Images or Corbis. I don't think it takes much to start selling at some places like istockphoto.com. The best of those stock photos are generic but have a lot of energy and style and are compositionally rich and interesting. And he may as well sell his photos: people use photo blogs and Flickr as resources for free stock photography anyway. You may as well get paid for it. Anyways, I think you learn a lot from seeing what sells and finding the hidden drama and potential energy in photographing a stack of apples. With those creds, he can move on to selling to magazines. But, like a said, you starve your way to the top. You need to constantly create, to keep it all fresh, and to accept pennies on every dollar you spend on supplies and equipment before someone else ever wants to pay you a bundle to compromise your artistic vision.<br /> <br />Those poor polar bears. But polar bears do not really need money so much. They need polar bear food and martinis. And maybe, due to global warming, they need hats to help them stay cool. Won't you send a polar bear momma and her baby a couple of hats with wide brims to keep the sun from beating on their sweaty brows? Please send hats now.stoogepiehttp://www.stoogepie.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-918971720992761350.post-4491390025614505162009-07-30T10:54:31.223-05:002009-07-30T10:54:31.223-05:00UMMM DEFINATION AGAIN FOR DRUNK DIALING......
ou...UMMM DEFINATION AGAIN FOR DRUNK DIALING......<br /><br /> outrageous propositions and making a fool of onesself<br /><br />Shells...you wanted to save the polar bears!! not feed the hungry....save a forest nor do away with animal testing...NO...you pick Save the Polar Bears! (not that polar bears do NOT deserve saving, so please do not get me wrong, and/or send hate mail...)Jakkihttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04572178045596792275noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-918971720992761350.post-39531420952913363452009-07-30T07:30:17.878-05:002009-07-30T07:30:17.878-05:00You crack me up! I love that you googled drunk di...You crack me up! I love that you googled drunk dialing. I can tell you that some phones really should come with breathalyzers. Not that I've ever drunk dialed. Not me. Nope. LOLDaisee579noreply@blogger.com