tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-918971720992761350.post1447456839963447435..comments2023-10-30T06:25:13.716-05:00Comments on Perfectly Shelly: It's Thanksgiving!Perfectly Shellyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02266751480674764871noreply@blogger.comBlogger7125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-918971720992761350.post-15543643352290154062008-11-25T15:19:00.000-06:002008-11-25T15:19:00.000-06:00Stoogie....so many QUESTIONS....Yes, son #1's GF h...Stoogie....so many QUESTIONS....<BR/><BR/>Yes, son #1's GF has a stomach virus. Has been sick for 2 days---I felt bad for son #1 becasuse he was DRIVING her in Mr. P's car when she hurled. On his coat, the car and herself. He helped in the cleanup, which couldn't have been fun, and nothing says 'love' like 'hey--you watched me VOMIT that one night....remember? Such good memories"<BR/><BR/>Hams have MANY brand names. Dad always ALWAYS buys COOKS brand ham....but he didn't want to chase one down when Wal-Mart didn't have it, so we bought a Smithfield......and it was okay, but not as good as usual.<BR/><BR/>Obama---yeah...you feel my pain.<BR/><BR/>Guns--NOT A EUPHEMISM. A real metal thingy---Oy.<BR/><BR/>I'd like to be at the Macy's parade. Except I can't stand the crowds at our po dunk parade...I can't even imagine the Macy's parade. I'd need to be special in one of those booths. You can hook me up, can't you Stoogie?Perfectly Shellyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02266751480674764871noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-918971720992761350.post-89438140107393240342008-11-25T14:24:00.000-06:002008-11-25T14:24:00.000-06:00Did you drink all that wine? Are you sure that So...Did you drink all that wine? Are you sure that Son #1's girlfriend got a stomach virus and didn't just finish a couple of bottles of wine herself?<BR/> <BR/>Also, why does his new girlfriend getting pukey make you feel bad for Son #1? Is it because he won't be getting any? Because I really can't think of any other reason to feel bad for him in that situation. Although, you know, my empathy imagination does not run all wild like some people's.<BR/> <BR/>Do hams have brand names? But they are pig butts! I, too, have learned many lessons about which butts to bring home and which are better left untouched. Tragic. All butts should have brand names. It would make things so much easier.<BR/> <BR/>Hey, where are all those changes Obama promised? Huh? I mean, he picked a new secretary of this and that but he hasn't even switched presidents yet! Why did YOU elect that dude, anyways?<BR/> <BR/>Guns are a euphemism, right? Or do you mean the metal thingys? I must admit that guns just fascinate me. It's a boy thing. They go boom. I mean both the metal thingys and the other kind, too.<BR/> <BR/>The Macy's parade happens here and I hate it. Every year I tell myself that I will practice my archery during the parade, but then I forget to buy whatever it is one needs to practice archery and I go shopping for butts instead. This weekend is like the biggest butt-shopping weekend of the year. Or something.<BR/> <BR/>What were we talking about again?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-918971720992761350.post-73697818778862042632008-11-25T11:22:00.000-06:002008-11-25T11:22:00.000-06:00Crissy--if you were old and craggly like me with t...Crissy--if you were old and craggly like me with teenagers already---then maybe you WOULD be able to drink that wine before/during/after dinner.<BR/><BR/>But, since instead you are young, and knocked up........TOO BAD FOR YOU!!! MORE WINE FOR ME AND DAISEE!!!!<BR/><BR/>(p.s. since I'm old and craggly and NOT knocked up---it's easy for me to say this, but.......one glass of wine won't hurt baby...or momma for that matter.......just sayin. Now all the baby mama's that are perfect will be after me for suggesting such a substance cross your lips and enter womb......pshaw..have a glass. In the name of the holidays!!!!!)<BR/><BR/>Daisee...you'll have to FIGHT me (girl style--air slapping and all) for those glasses of wine........my maternal family doesn't drink, so it'll have to be all on the sly........Perfectly Shellyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02266751480674764871noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-918971720992761350.post-43066987502872653232008-11-25T11:06:00.000-06:002008-11-25T11:06:00.000-06:00not that she'll see it unless she comes back, but ...not that she'll see it unless she comes back, but I totally volunteer to drink Crissy's three glasses of wine for her in addition to my own allotment. It will be hard, but during these hard times, we all must be willing to sacrafice and chip in when we can.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-918971720992761350.post-1299845886542414572008-11-25T10:58:00.000-06:002008-11-25T10:58:00.000-06:00Sigh.I'm usually the one who drinks 3 glasses of w...Sigh.<BR/><BR/>I'm usually the one who drinks 3 glasses of wine before dinner...Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-918971720992761350.post-71587141220035965642008-11-25T10:21:00.000-06:002008-11-25T10:21:00.000-06:00Oh, no.....no rest for the weary. We'll be travel...Oh, no.....no rest for the weary. We'll be travelling to Des Moines Ia to see the MATERNAL family---who's not as nutty---<BR/><BR/>THAT IS....if nobody catches the pukes.....my grandma has had a knee replacement and a very difficult recovery and could NOT afford to be exposed to gastroenteritis......so.....we are waiting on pins and needles to see if anyone in MY house ends up sick.<BR/><BR/>Otherwise, the 4 of us and the baby puppy will head to Des moines and do the BLACK FRIDAY shopping madness up there.<BR/><BR/>My dad will look after the beastie boys (the two other dogs)........Perfectly Shellyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02266751480674764871noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-918971720992761350.post-42278762586694012672008-11-25T10:01:00.000-06:002008-11-25T10:01:00.000-06:00Sounds like you had a great time. LOL Guns, puki...Sounds like you had a great time. LOL Guns, puking, and family. I love it! My family is a bit overwhelming (there's 5 kids plus parents). Three of us are married and our spouses sometimes need a break from the festivities. Growing up with the crazy, it's hard to understand an outsider's view that not everyone is crazy. <BR/><BR/>Will you do anything on Thursday or just relax and watch the Macy's parade?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.com